I'm technically named Kris, but I'm so used to people calling me Auntie, I get weirded out by hearing my given name. I will also respond to Krispy Khicken.
I'm a giant nerd who loves video games and tv and the Internet. I like Kingdom Hearts. Saint's Row, Halo, Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XII, Supernatural, Archer, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, How It's Made, Teen Wolf and myriad others. And, of course, slash.
Hufflepuff is best house!
My ask and submit boxes are always open, so don't hesitate to drop me a line. Anything goes, okay? Happy thoughts, depressed thoughts, suicidal thoughts, poetry about candy, whatever you need to talk about. If you really need to send anon-hate to someone, I'll take that, too!
can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers?
there is so much more i can’t even begin
Have you accepted Joss Whedon as your lord and savior?
Sterek AU: Derek gets a job as a mechanic.
Stiles nearly burst into a fit of giggles when Derek had told him about his new job. Oh god, this was it. Stiles’ sense of humor was put to the limits. But he knew he could do it, just to annoy the hell outta Derek. It made every day worth while.
"How do you know a Mechanic just got lucky? One of his fingers is clean."
"Being a mechanic is hard work, I know. But hey, at least you got something to make that ride much more smooth."
"How many people come in here a day to ask you to lube them up? And how many times do you get slapped for grabbing their ass?"
"Hey, do you have some extra-"
"STILES, I SWEAR TO GOD. I WILL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT."
"Let me finish! God, I was just gonna ask if you had paper towels. You got over excited with your lube cause it’s all over the floor." Stiles barely dodged the wrench that was lobbed at his head.
The next morning Stiles wakes up to four flats and a scratched paint job. Three guesses to where he ends up taking her? It’s a good thing Derek’s in a merciful mood after taking out some aggression on Stiles’ jeep instead of him. Derek pays half for the work but enjoys hearing Stiles having to do chores for the rest since it cost more after him taking the time to check all her parts, and rotating on top of yes an oil change. If he sort of enjoys the company aside from the jokes, well Stiles doesn’t have to know that does he? Or does he already?
sterek meme: sterek au (4/5)
The Battle Buddy: A Military Story
↳Two men from different sides of the US get drafted into the army. Different backgrounds, different lifestyles, different ways of thinking. They are paired together through training and once again on the deadly battlefield and their dislike turns into a friendship which grows into something far more than either of the two of them had ever imagined. Protecting each other’s lives, and trying to ignore the early mornings that they wake up in each other’s beds. And when it’s all over and they have served their country right they know they both have someone to come home to, someone who knows exactly what they’ve been through.
Evangeline Lilly, Desolation of Smaug world premiere press conference
Whether you like Tauriel or not, I think Evangeline makes a great point about adapting Tolkien’s works to our age and how vital it is to incorporate a feminine perspective in fantasy worlds when previously that was not emphasized at all. Even still female representation in fantasy is lacking, and I think it’s great that Evangeline clearly observes the need for characters like Tauriel to round out these narratives and demonstrate that women do have a place in the fantasy genre.
I don’t understand…we reblog all the pro-female things and yet when we get a good strong woman in our movie she gets hate. Either we support women or we do not.
First snow day
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GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT FUCK
IS ALL OF THAT PURRING COMING FROM THAT TINY THING
OH MY GOODNESS IT’S SO VOCAL IT’S ADORABLE!!!
yo guys all siamese are like this. very loud/vocal/talkative, and very, very needy/affectionate
it’s like a cute furry motor engine
Yeah, my parents are deaf so I grew up knowing ASL. But the promo was kinda confusing bc they’re not using the exact signs I use for certain words. Also, it’s very fractured and not 100% correct. But someone else mentioned to me that they might be signing “when the door closes, don’t open it”, and I can confirm that is indeed what they are signing.
Just a reminder that John had trust issues at the beginning of the series which will come back with a vengeance when he discovers Sherlock lied to him about being dead.
SON OF A BITCH